Member Review Lochlainn Seabrook

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It's TallTallMan, with his usual investigations into the Troma of ACW media!

There's this author with a weird name, Lochlainn Seabrook, who self-publishes books about the ACW. He's a Neo-Confederate guy who isn't even taken that seriously by the others, since Abbeville has never done anything with him. His author photograph looks exactly like Robert E. Lee, which is amazing.

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He has about ten different websites, most of them the same, but his main one:


His bio:

American polymath and acclaimed neo-Victorian Civil War scholar Lochlainn Seabrook, a descendant of the families of Alexander H. Stephens, John S. Mosby, Edmund W. Rucker, and William Giles Harding, is widely considered the most prolific and respected traditional Southern writer in the world today. The leading Southern popularizer of American Civil War history, he is known by literary critics as the "new Shelby Foote," by Southerners as the "Voice of the Traditional South," by academicians as the "American Robert Graves," by comparative religionists as the "Southern Joseph Campbell," and by his global network of enthusiastic fans as "the best author ever."A Kentucky Colonel and a long-standing SCV member, he is a recipient of the prestigious Jefferson Davis Historical Gold Medal and currently the multi-genre author and editor of 100 educationally enlightening books that his readers describe as "game changers," "transformative," and "life-altering." He has introduced hundreds of thousands to the truth about America's War for the Constitution (1861-1865) and the War of Reconstruction (1865-1877), as well as many other important topics that have been left out of our mainstream books. A 7th-generation Kentuckian of Appalachian heritage and the 6th great-grandson of the Earl of Oxford, Col. Seabrook has a 45-year background in American and Southern history, and is the author of the international blockbuster Everything You Were Taught About the Civil War is Wrong, Ask a Southerner!Also a highly respected artist, graphic designer (he designs all of his own book covers and interiors), photographer, videographer, naturalist, composer, musician, and screenwriter, we are currently pitching Seabrook's screenplay, A Rebel Born, the historically accurate life story of Confederate General Nathan Bedford Forrest, to film producers and directors, as well as film companies. If you are interested please email us. A songwriter of some 3,000 musical works, we are also pitching and licensing his extensive song catalog to artists, groups, companies, and radio, TV, and film companies around the world.Seabrook lives with his family in the Rocky Mountains, where he researches and writes, photographs wildlife, and shoots landscapes for his nature books, his popular online, nature-oriented, video channel Ambiance Gone Wild, and his Lochlainn Seabrook Artist Page on Pond5 (stock images and footage). Please support him (and Sea Raven Press) by visiting his sites often and purchasing his books, visual fine art (photos), video artwork (videos), printed artwork (posters), sticker artwork (bumper stickers), and book artwork (book covers and bookmarks).To purchase Seabrook's literary and/or artistic works, or for more information on his books, screenplay, photo prints, videos, artwork, and music, visit SeaRavenPress.com

His Amazon bio:

ACCLAIMED NEO-VICTORIAN SCHOLAR LOCHLAINN SEABROOK, a descendant of the families of Alexander Hamilton Stephens, John Singleton Mosby, Edmund Winchester Rucker, and William Giles Harding, is a 7th generation Kentuckian and one of the most prolific, esteemed, and widely read writers in the world today. Known by literary critics as the "new Shelby Foote" and the "American Robert Graves," and by his fans as the "Voice of the Traditional South," he is a recipient of the prestigious Jefferson Davis Historical Gold Medal. As a lifelong writer he has authored and edited books ranging in topics from history, politics, science, religion, astronomy, military, and biography, to nature, music, humor, gastronomy, alternative health, genealogy, and the paranormal; books that his readers describe as "game changers," "transformative," and "life altering."

One of the world's most popular living historians, he is a 17th generation Southerner of Appalachian heritage who descends from dozens of patriotic Revolutionary War soldiers and Confederate soldiers from Kentucky, Tennessee, North Carolina, and Virginia. Also a history, wildlife, and nature preservationist, he is an accomplished and well respected Bible authority, a Kentucky Colonel, screenwriter, nature, wildlife, and landscape photographer, artist, graphic designer, songwriter (3,000 songs), film composer, multi-instrument musician, vocalist, session player, music producer, videographer, genealogist, former history museum docent, and a former ranch hand, zookeeper, and wrangler.

Currently Seabrook is the author and editor of nearly 100 adult and children's books (a total of 13,000,000 words) that have earned him accolades from around the globe. His voluminous works, which have sold on every continent except Antarctica, have introduced hundreds of thousands to vital facts that have been left out of our mainstream books. He has been endorsed internationally by leading experts, museum curators, award-winning historians, bestselling authors, celebrities, filmmakers, noted scientists, well regarded educators, TV show hosts and producers, renowned military artists, esteemed heritage organizations, and distinguished academicians of all races, creeds, and colors.

Of northern, western, and central European ancestry, he is the 6th great-grandson of the Earl of Oxford and a descendant of European royalty. A constitutionalist, avid outdoorsman, and Second Amendment advocate, Seabrook is the author of the international blockbuster, "Everything You Were Taught About the Civil War is Wrong, Ask a Southerner!" and editor-designer of Sea Raven Press' facsimile reprint of the American classic, "The Rise and Fall of the Confederate Government," by iconic American statesman Jefferson Davis. Col. Seabrook lives in the heart of Dixie, the homesite of both his ancestors and the Old Confederacy.


Did he bring Balance to the Force too?

Here's a highlight reel of books:

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Well...

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Has anyone actually read his books or anything? Is he AI? Is he real?
 
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On my Spotify I came across his music page. Yes, music! I haven't listened to it yet.

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I wonder what Frost on the Pumpkin is. Is it a cover of Cal Smith's Country Bumpkin? Better not. I don't want him blaspheming that masterpiece of a song.

 
These guys have a surprisingly consistent modus operandi. Could be funny to watch them argue about which among them is the real "most respected" and "most prolific."

He's an author of books about the paranormal and "alternative medicine" just to hammer home the point that he's a quack.

"Of northern, western, and central European ancestry..."

That's a mighty fine dog whistle he's blowing there.

Read: "I'm 100% WASP, not one of those filthy Italians/Greeks/Slavs/Catholics!"

Which fits with his obsession about his ancestry. Famous Confederates! Royalty! 17th generation Southerner!
 
These guys have a surprisingly consistent modus operandi. Could be funny to watch them argue about which among them is the real "most respected" and "most prolific."

He's an author of books about the paranormal and "alternative medicine" just to hammer home the point that he's a quack.



That's a mighty fine dog whistle he's blowing there.

Read: "I'm 100% WASP, not one of those filthy Italians/Greeks/Slavs/Catholics!"

Which fits with his obsession about his ancestry. Famous Confederates! Royalty! 17th generation Southerner!
Of course, if you play it out, his great X 2006th -grandad was a Roman. So unless the succeeding X,000 generations bolted Italy there's a good chance there are some Catholics in there. Make sure he doesn't have a sharp object if somebody passes that on.
 
It would be interesting to see a DNA test for a guy like this. I bet none have DNA as pure as they think. Probably also a non-zero amount of African DNA in there for someone with that much Southern blood. Of course, they would undoubtedly dismiss any DNA test that disagreed with their entrenched notions.
I've also thought about that. About 99.9% of Southerners have African blood, including myself (albeit very small). America is mostly "amalgamated" anyway.
 
It would be interesting to see a DNA test for a guy like this. I bet none have DNA as pure as they think. Probably also a non-zero amount of African DNA in there for someone with that much Southern blood. Of course, they would undoubtedly dismiss any DNA test that disagreed with their entrenched notions.
He also seems not to own a map showing where Rome is located. Unfortunately for the DNA test, Tiberius was cremated.
 
This guys done it all! "a highly respected artist, graphic designer, photographer, videographer, naturalist, composer, musician, and screenwriter, He has been endorsed internationally by leading experts, museum curators, award-winning historians, bestselling authors, celebrities, filmmakers, noted scientists, well regarded educators, TV show hosts and producers, renowned military artists, esteemed heritage organizations, and distinguished academicians of all races, creeds, and colors." Gee whiz. He's certainly a very, very, very, very, accomplished person. Yet all this and no one's yet to find a picture of him? Somethings up here.
 
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This guys done it all! "a highly respected artist, graphic designer, photographer, videographer, naturalist, composer, musician, and screenwriter," Gee whiz. He's certainly a very, very, very, very, accomplished person. Yet all this and no one's yet to find a picture of him? Somethings up here.
Stop being a cynic. Do we have a photo of Leonardo da Vinci?
 
This guys done it all! "a highly respected artist, graphic designer, photographer, videographer, naturalist, composer, musician, and screenwriter," Gee whiz. He's certainly a very, very, very, very, accomplished person. Yet all this and no one's yet to find a picture of him? Somethings up here.
Oop sorry I almost forgot history, wildlife, and nature preservationist, Bible authority, a Kentucky Colonel, screenwriter, nature, wildlife, and landscape photographer, artist, songwriter, film composer, multi-instrument musician, vocalist, session player, music producer, videographer, genealogist, former history museum docent, and a former ranch hand, zookeeper, and wrangler. His occupation is a mile long!!
 
Oop sorry I almost forgot history, wildlife, and nature preservationist, Bible authority, a Kentucky Colonel, screenwriter, nature, wildlife, and landscape photographer, artist, songwriter, film composer, multi-instrument musician, vocalist, session player, music producer, videographer, genealogist, former history museum docent, and a former ranch hand, zookeeper, and wrangler. His occupation is a mile long!!
Having worked on a ranch one summer in college, I'd wager that if this guy was a hand on a spread he found himself needing somebody to remove a branding iron so he could sit down ...
 

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