Caption This! Week 8 2020

[Harms88]

"It's a known fact: If you act like your sleeping, nobody will fight you."

 

[lupaglupa]

The older I get, the better I am at playing dead

 

[Package4]

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photo credit: @2rivcob73

Hey Bob! I've got this art of bloating down....

 

[Peter Stines]

If I've been shot, why ain't I bleedin' ?

 

[Peter Stines]

Ya think we used too much powder in them blanks ?

 

[Peter Stines]

It just goes to show you that with enough sunlight you can make jerky out of anything INCLUDING DEAD YANKEES

 

[Peter Stines]

Stick a fork in him Billy, I think he's done

 

[Pat Answer]

The older I get, the better I am at playing dead

"Camera's on... Must... not... scratch... my nose..."