Caption This! Week 33

[Boonslick]

After his surrender at Appomattox, poor Bobby Lee was reduced to telling bad jokes at county fair venues...

"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender". Drum roll-K-Boom.

 

[Waterloo50]

OnLee the LoneLee (dum-dumb-dummy doo-wah)
Know the way I feel tonight (ooh yay, yay, yay, yeah)

 

[TerryB]

"Right now you're probably thinking what good is my dollar gonna do? Well, there's at least one person in this audience who can write us a check for one thousand dollars! Brother Pete, will you be the first?"

 

[TerryB]

"Grab yer partners! Charlie here's gonna play 'Rebel Went Down to Georgia.' What's that, Charlie?"

 

[TerryB]

"Alrightee, folks. We have a request for General Longstreet here to play the...ah...Hesitation Waltz."

 

[wbull1]

"What's the problem? You said you wanted older Chippendales dancers. Here we are."

 

[Pat Answer]

"Now, before Pete gets up here and blames me for that Cemetery Ridge affair, allow me to explain some things..."

 

[NH Civil War Gal]

I didn't get my knickers in a twist, but poor Old Pete here got his corset strings pulled too tight over that Cemetery Ridge affair....

 

[John S. Carter]

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I do not care what this guy behind me says about this not being the place, we are all going to Virginia Two Step!

 

[Stone in the wall]

The enemy never sees the backs of my Texans!

 

[Rick Richter]

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15 -- 20 -- going, going at 20 dollars -- do I hear 25?

 

[3rd North Carolina]

Does anyone see any Generals around here

 

[Claude Bauer]

"Now, I'm sure most of you have heard of Amway, but for those who haven't..."

 

[connecticut yankee]

"....And now General Longstreet will sing his new song, "I left my heart in Pennsylvania..."

 

[Old Breck]

"We can settle this at Devil's Den"

 

[Peter Stines]

Robert E. Lee has left the building.........

 

[Peter Stines]

And now let's have a good old fashioned sing along with Mitch Miller....oh wait, he's dead, what was I thinking. (Probably a relative of Joe Biden)

 

[Peter Stines]

99 bottles of beer on the wall........

 

[Peter Stines]

A yankee walks into a doctor's office. He has a frog on his head. The doctor says "What can I do for you?" The frog says "Doc, can you get this wart off my behind............" BA-DA-BOOM!

 

[CivilWarTalk]

@ami
Even Facebook has gotten in on the act:

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