Caption This! Week 33

[ami]

Photo Credit: @luinrina

 

[Pollaco]

My-cra-fone?

 

[JOHN42768]

"Let me tell you a story about a man named Jed. Poor mountaineer barely kept his family feed"

 

[JOHN42768]

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears."

 

[gentlemanrob]

Check 123 Check 123 Test Test

 

[Kurt G]

OK , the latest bid is 500 dollars . Do I hear 550 ? 550 anyone ?

 

[alan polk]

The Lee and Jackson strippers, a local duo from Tampa, Florida, take the stage and prepare to launch into a dance at a UDC's bachelorette party.

"We were real surprised," said a party goer, "but disappointed they stripped to the song Bootylicious instead of Dixie."

 

[Belle Montgomery]

"Pay no attention to those motor wagons behind the stage!"

 

[DixieRifles]

"Attention! Jeb Stuart is in the House". Let the battle begin. "

 

[Belle Montgomery]

"I present to you the very first folding metal chairs 86 years before they're invented!"

 

[FarawayFriend]

"And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain

I've lived a life that's full
I've traveled each and every highway
But more, much more than this
I did it my way!"

 

[Cavalry Charger]

"And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain

I've lived a life that's full
I've traveled each and every highway
But more, much more than this
I did it my way!"

Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a winner!

 

[Lubliner]

The Lennon Sisters will appear in a moment. Meanwhile, ah-one, an'ah two....

 

[Wallyfish]

I get no respect. I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War my great uncle fought for the west!

 

[Gandycreek]

OK, there's a black Ford Explorer in the parking lot with it's lights on. License plate number a1........

 

[JOHN42768]

I'd like to introduce or next contestant Jim Longsteet who will sing Dixie while smoking his cigar. Lets hear a real big hand for Jim

 

[Larryh86GT]

Before we get started does anyone need any more bingo cards?

 

[NH Civil War Gal]

I'm endorsing Slim Fast for the neat, trim, Confederate figure, we'll see what what Longstreet recommends.

 

[kholland]

And now Pete Longstreet will "bash" oops, speak about his war experiences.

 

[treebie2000]

"Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord....."