Caption This! Week 3 2020

[BronxYankee]

Did any of you see a set of car keys? I think I lost them when we were rushing the Rebs yesterday

 

[ikesdad]

The Carbon Fiber Brigade prepares for their historic charge

 

[gentlemanrob]

I repeat our mission is to find out what's Andy's new toy is

 

[JOHN42768]

It looks like Joe on the end will be point man through the snake infested area. Anyone else have gaiters?

 

[scone]

Private Pile what the hell are you doing

 

[TerryB]

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

 

[TerryB]

"Durn it, Bob! Git a baby sitter next time!"

Oh, is that why there's two kids in the formation! Oh, now I get it. Ha! Ha!

 

[TerryB]

Sarge to the two on the right with drooping heads: "Bill, Joe! Get a grip! They're only flesh wounds! Now, who'll be my next volunteer as I demonstrate the vertical butt stroke?"

 

[TerryB]

Bueller? Private Bueller?

Very clever!

 

[William G Hendry]

Has anybody seen a little white kitten

 

[3rd North Carolina]

Did anyone see where the General put the battle map at or did the Rebels stole it again

 

[CWH1234]

Sgt: Keep your rifle Four inches Corporal! Its four inches from your chest!

 

[CWH1234]

Sgt: Do not break your gun again like the last few battles you own the QM 7 guns!

 

[Saint Jude]

Okay, back to the manual! When I say, "Fall in!" you ...

 

[JOHN42768]

Alright which one of you jokers switched the salt and sugar in the officers mess?

 

[Peter Stines]

This is your RIFLE not your GUN. One is for work the other is for fun.....

 

[Peter Stines]

Gomer, I have a note here from your mommy saying that you are NOT allowed to play with sharp pointy things so hand it over!

 

[Peter Stines]

Well Goober it looks like you just can't play well with others so turn in your rifle

 

[Peter Stines]

Sarge, would you mind holding my rifle for me ? I gotta go wee-wee

 

[Peter Stines]

Since Dingleberry here lost the draw he'll have to use the India made pipe bomb musket. Say a short prayer for him.