Caption This! Week 3 2020

[ami]

Photo Credit: @2rivcob73

 

[Wallyfish]

Did you buy this gun at the Gettysburg gift shop? It has a rubber bayonet you idiot.

 

[JOHN42768]

The Major wants you all to know how proud he is of you all volunteering for the full frontal charge at six cannon hill. He has promised full military burial rites for all of you that he will preside over.

 

[Pollaco]

"Who said that?"

 

[John Winn]

No, thanks - I've already got one.

 

[Pollaco]

Uh, I didn't say "Present Arms", I said "It can do no harm".

 

[3rd North Carolina]

Ok what person, told the press it was canceled

 

[DixieRifles]

The Captain said to dress like a Winner; not dress for dinner.

 

[redbob]

Ted, there's a good reason that you don't have a bayonet; the doctor says that Howie and Charlie who were the last two people who were unfortunately in the ranks directly ahead of you should both be out of the hospital soon from their bayonet wounds in the buttocks.

 

[MRB1863]

"Put the bullets in that there tube looking end."

 

[lupaglupa]

Bueller? Private Bueller?

 

[Larryh86GT]

Simon says look up....look down!

 

[PrivateBrooke]

Private Malarkey? Isn't Malarkey slang for bullsh*t?"
"Yes sir."
"Rust on the butt plate Private Bullsh*t, weekend pass revoked!"

 

[Southern Peach]

And please remember, we do NOT use real bullets.

 

[FedericoFCavada]

Sgt: "Corporal?"
Cpl: Yes, Sgt?
Sgt: "How is it the man by your side didn't get the forage cap memo...? Why is he the only one in a black slouch hat?"
Cpl: "I'll find out, sir."

[Forthcoming: Why on earth is there an artillery corporal in the front rank?]

 

[rebracer]

"do not use those words, there are children present in this Company"

 

[donna]

Men now here is way we stand at attention.

 

[War Horse]

Dang it John, you can borrow mine again but you better find yours and hold onto it this time!

 

[Blessmag]

Sarge; eeny meeny, miney moe with my gun??

 

[TerryB]

"Durn it, Bob! Git a baby sitter next time!"