2021 Caption This! week 30

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photo credit: @Gettmore

 

[Pollaco]

Anyone got a light?

 

[Gary Morgan]

War, whiskey, and cigars - three things that will never be good for you.

 

[TerryB]

Officer hints for a swig off the bottle. "I know nothing!!!"

 

[JOHN42768]

Smoke them if you got them. What time is the poker game?

 

[Lampasas Bill]

"Honest, Lieutenant. Ma's package said it was cough medicine."

 

[Pat Answer]

"What?!? A bottle of whisky for a half-smoked cigar?... Not on your life!"

 

[JOHN42768]

I hear tell that there is some unauthorized liquor around camp. Either of you two boys seen any?

 

[Mrs. V]

Nope, it's vitavetavegamin!

 

[Reconstructed Rebel]

"And there I was, alone and facing the whole Rebel calvary....."

 

[John Winn]

Yep - that's me on the bottle alright. Lincoln hired me 'cause I told him I was the one who made Grant's whiskey.

 

[bayouace]

So, you say Lincoln sent you all this?

 

[WScott]

I see you have the cigar but were is Special Order 191?

 

[BronxYankee]

The drunk brigade always got a late start on the battlefield.

 

[Private Lee]

Southern Comfort...sent by spies!

 

[1867crete]

Looks like you boys have one option, and I'm thirsty!

 

[Pete Longstreet]

"One sip of this stuff and you'll be able to light that cigar with your breath"

 

[Llewellyn]

"If you didn't spend all your pay on that firewater you'd be able to buy a fancy uniform like mine"

 

[Pollaco]

"Be like Grant, the Colonel said...well"

 

[OldSarge79]

Oh, in that case sergeant, how does brevet lieutenant sound? Do you have a glass?