Random Thoughts Thread

[major bill]

Maj. Major Major Major: Sergeant, from now on, I don't want anyone to come in and see me while I'm in my office. Is that clear?

First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir. What do I say to people who want to come in and see you while you're in your office?

Maj. Major Major Major: Tell them I'm in and ask them to wait.

First Sgt. Towser: For how long?

Maj. Major Major Major: Until I've left.

First Sgt. Towser: And then what do I do with them?

Maj. Major Major Major: I don't care.

First Sgt. Towser: May I send people in to see you after you've left?

Maj. Major Major Major: Yes.

First Sgt. Towser: You won't be here then, will you?

Maj. Major Major Major: No.

First Sgt. Towser: I see, sir. Will that be all?

Maj. Major Major Major: Also, Sergeant, I don't want you coming in while I'm in my office asking me if there's anything you can do for me. Is that clear?

First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir. When should I come in your office and ask if there's anything I can do for you?

Maj. Major Major Major: When I'm not there.

First Sgt. Towser: What do I do then?

Maj. Major Major Major: Whatever has to be done.

First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir.

 

[Jimklag]

I have just finished a book by Richard Rhodes called Masters Of Death about the Einsatzgruppen in Eastern Europe in WWII. It is a book of unremitting intensity, sadness and ugliness. I need a Civil War transfusion. Is there a new book out there that will help me alleviate my temporary depression? I don't care if it's a campaign study or a general history. Someone please recommend a good new read.

 

[major bill]

I am still not Major Major Bill

 

[Jimklag]

I am still not Major Major Bill

Nor Yossarian, I presume.

 

[2/241]

annotherone bites the dust

 

[Schwallanscher]

annotherone bites the dust

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lt. milo minderbinder never sold that - is that the brewery you talk about?

@ everybody, if you ever come to röttenbach make sure to get invited for one of these by @2/241 - it's a small and certainly one of the best franconian breweries