Funny research finds

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This just in: General Green wants General Mouton badly.

Comes across a little Victorian-era romantic, doesn't it?
A nice example of why applying modern interpretations to historic phrases is not a good idea. And just think of what could be stirred up online by someone quoting the above source and using ellipsis between "I want you badly….Come down as soon as you can." 🙄 And of course, they can claim they used a primary source!
 
A nice example of why applying modern interpretations to historic phrases is not a good idea. And just think of what could be stirred up online by someone quoting the above source and using ellipsis between "I want you badly….Come down as soon as you can." 🙄 And of course, they can claim they used a primary source!
So true!
 
This can't be a real guy...
For some reason this made me think of General Gouverneur Warren.
 
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There was nobody named Mark S. Feider by that rank anywhere in history. Most likely generated by AI. Additionally, the Military Division of the Pacific never existed during the Civil War.

@GELongstreet do you see any citation for it?
 
It's kind of in a different vein than the other examples in this thread. But I found this story funny, if also more than a little sad.

A strong, sturdy-looking Reb was coming laboriously on with a Yank of no small proportions perched on his shoulders. Wonderingly I joined the group surrounding and accompanying them at every step, and then I learned why all this especial demonstration; why the Union soldiers cheered and again cheered this Confederate soldier, not because of the fact alone that he had brought into the hospital a sorely wounded Federal soldier, who must have died from hemorrhage had he been left on the field, but from the fact, that was palpable at a glance, that the Confederate too was wounded. He was totally blind; a Yankee bullet had passed directly across and destroyed both eyes, and the light for him had gone out forever. But on he marched, with his brother in misery perched on his sturdy shoulders. He would accept no assistance until his partner announced to him that they had reached their goal - the field hospital. It appears that they lay close together on the field, and after the roar of battle had been succeeded by that painfully intense silence that hangs over a hard-contested battlefield; where the issue is yet in doubt, and where a single rifle shot on the skirmish line falls on your ear like the crack of a thousand cannon. The groans of the wounded Yank reached the alert ears of his sightless Confederate neighbor, who called to him, asking him the nature and extent of his wounds. On learning the serious nature of them, he said: "Now, Yank, I can't see, or I'd get out of here mighty lively. Some darned Yank has shot away my eyes, but I feel as strong otherwise as ever. If you think you can get on my back and do the seeing, I will do the walking, and we'll sail into some hospital where we can both receive surgical treatment." This programme had been followed and with complete success.

We assisted the Yank to alight from his Rebel war-horse, and you can rest assured that loud and imperative call was made for the surgeons to give not only the Yank, but his noble Confederate partner, immediate and careful attention.

J. O. Smith
(Roulette Farm Field Hospital)

That certainly puts a whole new definition to the word teamwork. The funniest part, in my opinion, is that the Confederate refused to relinquish his burden until he was actually in the field hospital, even though he was struggling and there were others who could have carried the wounded Yank the rest of the way, because a deal's a deal, I guess.
 
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