Hey Guys! I have to take some time off. I really need to go see the Field Surgeon and get this Rebel minae ball removed from my skull. My ears are ringing all the time now.
Rider: "What're you laughin' at ya confounded critter!?"
Hoss thinking: "Cuz I spotted a fence with a muddy pond on the other side, and you're gonna land in it once I jump it."