Caption This! Week 30 - 2020

[Blessmag]

Antietam undertaker got behind in his hole digging and brought in the heavy equipment

 

[War Horse]

I'll show McClellan how to move an army.

 

[JerseyBart]

Abe Lincoln: Crabgrass Killer

 

[7thWisconsin]

"I am Emperor Norton, Lord King of... wait... where are we this weekend?"

 

[Pat Answer]

"No, I will not step out and assume the position! I know my rights!"

("Well, I'm sorry, sir, but habeus corpus has been suspended....")

 

[Llewellyn]

" . . . . . . . and with Massey-Harris towards none . . . . . "

 

[3rd North Carolina]

they told me that i would be riding on a horse, not on a John Deer

 

[ScottMac]

Runs like a Deere

 

[MRB1863]

Mechanized infantry!

 

[BronxYankee]

Later that day Honest Abe was pulled over on the interstate driving the Tractor and arrested for DUI

 

[bdtex]

"Daniel Day-Lewis gave it to me."

 

[Seduzal]

Lincoln: You don't have to catch it or feed it. Now how do do get this contraption to move!

 

[FarawayFriend]

May things look bleak, one thing is certain: Old Abe keeps running the machine!

 

[Stone in the wall]

On to Richmond Baby!

He had better get up EARLY, he's got two HILL'S to get over, a LONGSTREET to go down, and then he will be stopped by a STONEWALL.

 

[Unforgiven]

Jerry Reed's song playing on the radio:

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin',
We're gonna do what they say can't be done.