Caption This! Week 20

[ikesdad]

Gordon Ramsey my ***

 

[NH Civil War Gal]

Too Many Choices! Heart Healthy Olive Oil or Lard?

 

[ikesdad]

"Too old for the line" they said.
"Too fat to keep up" they said.

 

[sarladaise]

Where 's the beef??

 

[TerryB]

Some coffee would be good right now...if I could remember where I put that durn cup!

 

[TerryB]

Sarge's spittoon, my eye! Wait'll he gets a taste o' my special sausages!

 

[Lampasas Bill]

Sauteed sowbelly with crumbled hard cracker garnish a la Martha. It's a good thing.

 

[Culper Bell]

How much longer do I have to leave this risotto here for?

 

[ScottMac]

Chef Lefty says - Pass the Hamburger Helper, I'm feeding the Streets.

 

[JOHN42768]

Boy, are the guy's going to be surprised when they taste my Prime Rib ala beans

 

[scone]

Dear Lord please let me get tis right this time we do have coffee though

 

[wbull1]

I gotta get this done before that bear in a funny hat comes by again.

 

[War Horse]

KP, cook the meal, KP, make the coffee, KP, clean the dishes. I'm starting to feel this is my permanent duty. History won't even remember Old KP was ever in the army.

 

[JerseyBart]

I THINK I'M GONNA HURL!!!

 

[ikesdad]

I reckon this is better than what Will got. He's the PLO. Permanent Latrine Orderly

 

[Peter Stines]

Supper was over and hour ago and you cooked it ? Were there any survivors ?

 

[byron ed]

"you tell him the pan is empty"

 

[bankerpapaw]

"Dear Lord, please let my biscuits turn out this time."

 

[DixieRifles]

"Earl likes to imagine eating steak and beans. I like to imagine cooking them."

 

[major bill]

It has been "zero" since Bob fell asleep cooking breakfast.