Reb with white beard; "Dang! Not another time traveler takin' pitchers with one o' them artsy-smartsy digital camries! Oh, well. He'll disappear in a puff o' smoke soon enough, jes like all th' rest."
His buddy; "It's them Marvel Comic ones that's the worst. Take yer pitcher, don't tip nuthin', then disappear in a green flash without so much as a howdy-do."