Guy with camera - "Hmm, which one would be funnier for "Caption This!", the angry-looking red faced officer or that guy who looks like he took a hit on his car keys?"
Officer: "gentleman, gentleman, please, can't we find a more civilized way to sort out this brotherly conflict?"
Confederate with Camera:
Pard: "They got some didn't they bra! You got that right?"
Cameraman: "Most definitely."
Pard: "Yo CNN would definitely pay for drama like that bra. That s*** was extreme!"
Shoutout to Generation Kill: