Caption This! #7 2022

[Tony Z]

Ok recruits, I need a volunteer to crawl under this house a fetch my puddy-cat

 

[BronxYankee]

Ok everyone I'm your trainer. I'm gonna train you how to eat like me.

 

[unionblue]

"Do as I say, not as I do."

 

[Albert Sailhorst]

".....and, as a reminder, any food captured from the Yanks will be given to the Sergeant, to be turned over to the Commissary Department.....Break Ranks!......**belch**......MARCH!"......

 

[Library Lady]

When Sarge sends his boys out foraging, he's never sure just what they'll bring back.

 

[Lubliner]

"You men hit the broad side of the barn; now try the house!"
Lubliner.

 

[Stone in the wall]

....and never, ever sugarcoat the situation,
I might just eat it.

 

[Nathan Stuart]

'Corporal, you're on the skirmish line tomorrow.'

 

[klongstreet]

" When CivilWarTalk books a plush hotel, they really push the boat out"

 

[eBrowne]

"Dorothy's House" and the moment Sarge realizes "We're not in Kansas anymore."

 

[johan_steele]

"Gentlemen, in a few short moments we will be charging, we will advance for the pride of southern manhood, for our families and for the generations to come! Our objective is simple, take the funnel cake stand!"

 

[MRB1863]

"Dang! My whole reflection don't fit into the window!"

 

[Ole Miss]

Alright fellas the 1st one to win 3 wind sprints gets to hold the colors!
Regards
David

 

[Rusk County Avengers]

"Easy to see why we ain't got any rations..."

(I hate fat jokes, but even I couldn't resist. Besides I'm overweight and got fat privileges. Just for the record.)

 

[7th Mississippi Infantry]

fat privilege

 

[3rd North Carolina]

Ok what one of you lost their musket

 

[Waterloo50]

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Another from @Gettmore 's repertoire

Banzai Joe dressed in his new Kimono is teaching the recruits the ways of the Samurai.

 

[Tony Z]

Someday lads, you might have a housecoat like mine.

 

[klongstreet]

" great paint job lads, now we need the place looking good inside, you three inside, you four go get us food, kilroy you....oh god no where's kilroy"

 

[Llewellyn]

After they all missed with their first volley, the firing squad didn't quite know what to do next.