Caption This! #7 2022

[ami]

Another from @Gettmore 's repertoire

 

[Copperhead-mi]

"We've got 6 months to get you guys plumped up before filming begins on the new movie."

 

[1867crete]

Hey Mom! I found where the living room curtains went! This guy made a coat out of them!

 

[JOHN42768]

You men have been chosen to be the Color Guard. Judging from your various assorted colors of uniform, I guess they were correct.

 

[JOHN42768]

Master Sargent Goober Peas addresses the new Seal teams first drill. God Help Us.

 

[ErnieMac]

Hey sarge, when's the baby due?

 

[Sheltowee]

(With apologies to Don Knotts)…

"Now here at "The Rock" we have two basic rules. Memorize them so that you can say them in your sleep. The first rule is... Obey all rules. Secondly, do not write on the walls, as it takes a lot of work to erase writing off of walls."

 

[Pollaco]

"Why did I just see a Yankee looking out that window? I thought y'all searched that building."

 

[96PaCoK]

" gentlemen you will guard the Generals privy with your lives"

 

[96PaCoK]

If another one ask me if I'm wearing a bathrobe there will be hell to pay.

 

[Dead Parrott]

"… and rations will be halved AGAIN until we catch this food thief among us!"

 

[lupaglupa]

Harry Potter and the motley guards

 

[Old Soldier]

"That man! Why is YOUR's shorter than all the others!"

 

[eBrowne]

The Winner and the Losers
of
Ron Maxwell's Casting Call
for a
Gettysburg picket

 

[scooter748driver]

Which'un one of you'ze is the father?

 

[Blessmag]

What's in the bottle?? Too early for corn squeezins

 

[NH Civil War Gal]

Sarge, you can squish 20 Yankees!

 

[TerryB]

And if anybody named Harrison tries to pass through the picket line he'll have to be hanged!

 

[bayouace]

"At least all of you have some kinda rifle."

 

[7th Mississippi Infantry]

"OK troops ...your orders are to do everything in your power to protect the wagons transporting our ham and bacon.
The Yankee advance is not my concern".