I'm not going to offer a caption, but I'd like to have been the first owner of that fine smoking pipe. Maybe thirty years ago, I'd have liked that a LOT. That pipe is contemporary...and FINE. I don't smoke pipes anymore, and haven't for decades, so...you know... I just see things once in a while that make me wistful for days gone by.
Guy on the ground: 'Don't look now, but I think that's the Union Guard coming up on yer left ... just pretend you don't know anything about 'whacky backy' 'nd blame it on the Rebs'