NF Aliens Started the Civil War?!

[Kearny The Magnificent]

After reading the Farewell Address, I concluded that not only would Washington have supported the Union, but he would have put his uniform back on and led an army south to crush secession.

He would have been 129 in 1861. But in spite of the necromancy, I bet he could've gotten on a horse easier than his fellow loyal Virginia Unionist Winfield Scott!

 

[Belfoured]

OK, I finished. That was nuts. Apparently the Statue of Freedom on the Capitol Dome is a tribute to an alien goddess, the Iroquois' Athahensic.

And here we go. This means that the Aliens are part of the Iroquois Confederacy based on Atahensic - this in turn means that Joe actually got D&C #87 from the folks who are Lamanites in the Book of Mormon based on the plates that Moroni (a Nephite) gave him in the 1820's. Who knew ...

 

[TallTallMan]

It just dawned on me. You're I genius. I figured out the whole Stanton quandary in those other threads - "Stanton's Little Alien".

Didn't you know? About five of them (Stanton's Little Aliens Brigade) were in the Union Army by force. By contrast, over 900,000 Grays served in the Confederate Army.

 

[Belfoured]

He would have been 129 in 1861. But in spite of the necromancy, I bet he could've gotten on a horse easier than his fellow loyal Virginia Unionist Winfield Scott!

He was a ghost in 1861. He just wafts onto the horse - if he even needs one.

 

[TallTallMan]

And here we go. This means that the Aliens are part of the Iroquois Confederacy based on Atahensic - this in turn means that Joe actually got D&C #87 from the folks who are Lamanites in the Book of Mormon based on the plates that Moroni (a Nephite) gave him in the 1820's. Who knew ...

All of our studying has been for nothing.

 

[Belfoured]

All of our studying has been for nothing.

How do you think anybody who's LDS feels?

 

[TallTallMan]

How do you think anybody who's LDS feels?

All of this has inspired my newest book project:

 

[Belfoured]

All of this has inspired my newest book project:

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Actually, a more credible-looking figure than "Colonel" Seabrook ... "Colonel" Hale could mount a horse without causing it a back injury.

 

[Sivart]

All of this has inspired my newest book project:

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Looking forward to it's release!

 

[CWdiaryPA]

okay, but hear me out.... no

 

[TallTallMan]

Actually, a more credible-looking figure than "Colonel" Seabrook ... "Colonel" Hale could mount a horse without causing it a back injury.

You've got that right. I weigh about 140 lbs. I could pass for a CS soldier.

Looking forward to it's release!

Coming to a black market near you!

 

[CWdiaryPA]

please, *please* assure me, because i do need it, that no one on this website sincerely believes aliens started the civil war. humor me if you have to.