2021 Caption This! Week 34

[ami]

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[Pollaco]

"Girl,you're about to see me not spare that rod you bought me, if I can get Sallie out of that tree".

 

[MRB1863]

"I won't come down until you take the stick from her!"

 

[MRB1863]

"No Mary, Edna is not a pinata."

 

[Blessmag]

Tell your daughter to pull my finger

 

[JOHN42768]

No child, God will not be sending his Legends of Angels for the upcoming battle

 

[TerryB]

"Now your job, Sweetie, is to take that stick and rap anyone who falls asleep during the service...all except for General Jackson, that is."

 

[eBrowne]

A Biblical levitation.

 

[Dead Parrott]

"Now Princess Merida, stop shooting arrows at your sister until AFTER I'm done combing!"

 

[7th Mississippi Infantry]

" Sweetheart, cry as long as you wish, no one will take your stick away from you ! ... after everything we've been through ... we finally made our way into a makeshift Christian Church, even if it's only a tent within the enemy Confederate Camp " .

 

[lupaglupa]

Honey you can beat those old Yankees anytime you want - when you're older.

 

[Tom Hughes]

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So, you want to play "Whack-A-Yankee?"

 

[Pete Longstreet]

"Put the stick down for now...you can whack your sister AFTER church."

 

[archieclement]

Yes, if he wasn't your father, you probally could go fishin in the creek..

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[bayouace]

"Don't throw that rod on the ground. It'll turn into a snake."

 

[NH Civil War Gal]

If you do good this time with the stick, next time you get a real snake!

 

[Virginia Dave]

No, no, no you must not hit the men in blue uniforms. They are our prisoners and must be treated with respect at least until dawn when they get to meet their maker.