2021 Caption This! Week 32

[ami]

photo credit: @Gettmore

 

[JOHN42768]

Jeb put your pipe away. We are being followed by a NARC agent I think.

 

[JOHN42768]

Darrel "I can't get the hang of chewing on a clay pipe stem"

 

[Pollaco]

Well for one it does make you feel more grown up but what was the other reason?

 

[3rd North Carolina]

My momma told me i was sexy and i know it

 

[FarawayFriend]

I hope nobody realizes that it's actually my toothbrush I'm chewing on!

 

[FarawayFriend]

"I experimented with pipe smoking - but I never inhaled!"

 

[Pollaco]

"I think that camera thingy is following us"

 

[JOHN42768]

Was that Miss Daisy over there watching us?

 

[bayouace]

What does he mean, "Get a Meerschaum?"

 

[Smokin' Joe]

You know, it figures that sasquatches were rebs...

 

[FedericoFCavada]

Jeb, I think we've been spotted smoking corn silk!

 

[Pete Longstreet]

"This is some good ole southern tobacco"

"Southern...? I bought this stuff at Wal-Mart."

 

[BronxYankee]

LL Bean Presents: The Civil War Clothing Collection

 

[JeffFromSyracuse]

Ceci n'est pas une pipe.

 

[LoyaltyOfDogs]

Jeb, are you sure that's ordinary tobaccy that sutler gal sold us?

 

[Rebel_Giratina]

"Dagnab it, can't a Reb smoke in peace?"

 

[Claude Bauer]

"You said these pipes would impress the ladies, but they're laughing at us!"

 

[Tony Z]

Gonna be legal in the next 158 years....

 

[TerryB]

"Three on a match?? Uh-oh! Where's Johnny??"https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/three+on+a+match