Unintentional humor

James B White

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This is a link to The Dixie Primer for Little Folks, a schoolbook published in 1863 North Carolina, aimed at teaching Confederate children:

http://docsouth.unc.edu/imls/moore/moore.html

There is no doubt the author was pro-Confederate, since another schoolbook by her, the Geographical Reader for Dixie children, was blatantly pro-south, pro-slavery, and anti-north.

Scroll down to page four, where there's an illustrated alphabet.

"M" is illustrated by "man."

The picture of the man... is based on the familiar little woodcut used on runaway slave ads, familiar to any reader of a southern newspaper, that shows a slave running away carrying a bundle, for example here.

Oops?

I don't think that's what the author meant to be teaching good little Confederate children, considering the well-known slogan, "Am I not a man and a brother?":D

I'd guess that the printer was randomly grabbing woodcuts to illustrate what the author specified, saw "man," and reached for anything he had handy that looked like a person, found a small runaway woodcut, and used it without thinking.

But I don't believe it's quite the message that the author wanted to get across.
 
Fascinating. Interesting to see the choices of words to represent the letters. And intruiging little reading verses throughout. I guess the "man" illustration had to be different from "king" but it is hard to fathom that someone at Branson & Farrar didn't review before publication and pick up on the picture. (Particularly since the author, Marinda Branson Moore, is likely a part of the family of the lead publishing partner, Branson.) Makes me wonder a little if the sharper picture in the original perhaps had more identifiable Caucasian features than the somewhat blurred reproduction. Even more suspicious is the fact that this is the third edition. Would not someone have noticed? Whatever the entire surrounding story, you have to imagine that Mrs. Moore would be mortified.
 
Check out page 31, "Infant Catechism".

Q. Who made you?
A. God.
Q. Of what did he make you?
A. Dust.
Q. For what were you made?
A. To be good.
Q. Where do good children go?
A. They go to heaven when they die.
Q. Where do bad children go?
A. They go to Hell.
Page 32

Q. Who loves good children?
A. God, and all good people.
Q. Who loves bad children?
A. The Devil.
Q. Who died to redeem you?
A. Jesus Christ.
Q. Should you not love Jesus?
A. Yes, with all my heart.
 
Another book from Marinda Branson Moore,that was cited in another thread is The Geographical Reader for the Dixie Children. It has some interesting content:

Races of Men.

The men who inhabit the globe, are not all alike. Those in Europe and America are mostly white and are called the Caucasian race. This race is civilized, and is far above the others. They have schools and churches and live in fine style. They also generally have wise and good men for rulers, and a regular form of government. The women are treated with respect and tenderness, and in many cases their wish is law among their male friends...

3. When the white people came to this country, they found a red or copper colored race. This people they named Indians, because they thought they had sailed west until they had come to India in Asia. They were tall, with long black hair, and high cheekbones. They went nearly naked, and were cruel, and warlike. They were good friends, but terrible enemies. They were governed by Chiefs, and had not books. The women performed most of the labor, and were called Squaws. This is called the American race. They now have books, schools and churches, and many of them learn about Jesus.

4. The African or negro race is found in Africa. They are slothful and vicious, but possess little cunning. They are very cruel to each other, and when they have want they sell their prisoners to the white people for slaves. They know nothing of Jesus, and the climate in Africa is so unhealthy that white men can scarcely go there to preach to them. The slaves who are found in America are in much better condition. They are better fed, better clothed, and better instructed than in their native country.

5. These people who are descendants of Ham the son of Noah; who was cursed because he did not treat his father with respect.--It was told him he should serve his brethren forever. That would seem a hard sentence but, it was probably done to show other children how wicked it was to treat their parents so. We can not tell how they came to be black and have wool on their heads.
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THE UNITED STATES.

1. This was once the most prosperous country in the world. Nearly a hundred years ago it belonged to England: but the English made such hard laws that the people said they would not obey them. After a long, bloody war of seven years, they gained their independence; and for many years were prosperous and happy.

2. In the mean time both English and American ships went to Africa and brought away many of those poor heathen negroes, and sold them for slaves. Some people said it was wrong and asked the King of England to stop it. He replied that "he knew it was wrong; but that slave trade brought much money into his treasury, and it should continue." But both countries afterwards did pass laws to stop this trade. In a few years, the Northern States finding their climate too cold for the negro to be profitable, sold them to the people living farther South. Then the Northern States passed laws to forbid any person owning slaves in their borders.

3. Then the northern people began to preach, to lecture, and to write about the sin of slavery. The money for which they sold their slaves, was now partly spend in trying to persuade the Southern States to send their slaves back to Africa. And when the territories were settled they were not willing for any of them to become slaveholding. This would soon have made the North much stronger than the South; and many of the men said they would vote for a law to free all the negroes in the country. The Southern men tried to show them how unfair this would be, but still they kept on.

4. In the year 1860 the Ablitionists became strong enough to elect one of their men for President. Abraham Lincoln was a weak man, and the South believed he would allow laws to be made, which would deprive them of their rights. So the Southern States seceded, and elected Jefferson Davis for their president. This so enraged President Lincoln that he declared war, and has exhausted nearly all the strength of the nation, in a vain attempt to whip the South back into the Union. Thousands of lives have been lost, and the earth has been drenched with blood; but still Abraham is unable to conquer the "Rebels" as he calls the South. The South only asked to be let alone, and to divide the public property equally. It would have been wise in the North to have said to her Southern sisters, "If you are not content to dwell with us longer, depart in peace. We will divide the inheritance with you, and may you be a great nation."

5. This country possesses many ships, has fine cities and towns, many railroads, steamboats, canals, manufactures, &c. The people are ingenious, and enterprising, and are noted for their tact in "driving a bargain." They are refined, and intelligent on all subjects but that of negro slavery, on this they are mad.

6. The large lakes, the long rivers, the tall mountains, with the beautiful farms and pretty towns and villages, make this a very interesting country to travelers.
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SOUTHERN CONFEDERACY

1. These states lie south of the United States, and possess a warmer climate.--The latter are mostly suited to raising grain and cattle, while the former grow more cotton, rice, tobacco, and sugar cane, with some cattle and much grain. A large portion of the country lies on the sea coast, and is level and sandy. The interior portions are hilly and mountainous.

2. This country is well watered by large rivers, and has many fine harbors. On some of these harbors, are large cities; but the Confederate States possess few ships and her cities do not grow so fast as if there was more commerce. But we have reason to hope that in a few years we shall not fall behind any nation in point of commerce, or ships to carry it on.

3. This is a great country! The Yankees thought to starve us out when they sent their ships to guard our seaport towns. But we have learned to make many things; to do without many others; and above all to trust in the smiles of the God of battles. We had few guns, little ammunition, and not much of anything but food, cotton and tobacco; but the people helped themselves and God helped the people. We were considered an indolent, weak people, but our enemies have found us strong, because we had justice on one side.

4. The Southern people are noted for being high minded and courteous. A stranger seldom lacks friends in this country. Much of the field work is done by slaves. These are generally well used and often have as much pocket money as their mistresses. They are contented and happy, and many of them are christians. The sin of the South lies not in holding slaves, but they are sometimes mistreated. Let all the little boys and girls remember that slaves are human, and that God will hold them to account for treating them with injustice.

5. The Southern Confederacy is at present a sad county; but Preident Davis is a good and wise man, and many of the generals and other officers in the army, are pious. Then there are many good praying people in the land; so we may hope that our cause will prosper. "When the righteous are in authority, the nation rejoiceth; but when the wicked bear rule the nation mourneth." Then remember, little boys, when you are men, never to vote for a bad man to govern the country.
 
Ms Branson Moore seems to have had a soft spot for indigenous peoples. This is from a less on review in The Geographical Reader for the Dixie Children.

Q. How do the Indians live?
A. By hunting and fishing.
Q. Where did they once live?
A. In all America.
Q. What has become of them?
A. The white people drove them away and took their lands.
Q. Are they all gone?
A. A few of them live in some places but do not seem much happy.
Q. Was it not wrong to drive them away and take their lands?
A. It was, and God will judge the white man for it.
Q. May not some of the wars we have had, have been such judgments?
A. Very likely.

This is more from the same lesson review:

Q. How many races of men are there?
A. Five.
Q. What color is the Caucasian?
A. White.
Q. What color is the Indian?
A. Red, or copper colored.
Q. What color is the Mongolian?
A. Yellow.
Q. The African?
A. Black.
Q. The Malay?
A. Nearly black.
Q. Which race is most civilized.
A. The Caucasian.
Q. Which are the most ferocious and savage?
A. The Indian, Mongolian,Maylayand African.
Q. Is the African savage in this country?
A. No; they are docile and religious here.
Q. How are they in Africa where they first come from?
A. They are very ignorant, cruel and wretched
 

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