*caption this!*

[ami]

 

[MRB1863]

"...and this is Baldy. We'll be your servers today."

 

[Northern Light]

Henry, will you PLEASE stop eating beans on the night before you know we have inspection!

 

[Patrick H]

"Be patient, Buddy. It's only been thirty years. Those sergeant promotions will come through aaaaaaany day now."

 

[Stony]

Do you see what I see?

 

[DanF]

I 'm sorry General Lee, uniform or not, you ain't gonna pass for no yankee!

 

[Rebel_Giratina]

"Corporal, I have a baaaaad feeling we're being watched."

 

[JerseyBart]

Oh muh GAWD...why are you wearing that??? I am so tired of this. I told you specifically that is what I was going to wear and you totally copied me. Can't you just be your own person one time...one time??? We are so not talking anymore.

 

[Poor Private]

How long have we been standing guard? Seems like forever!

 

[AndyHall]

"No, sir, General Grant told us to stand guard here until we were relieved, and that's what we're gonna do!"

 

[Albert Sailhorst]

This is what happens when only two guys show up for "formation"!

 

[Rio Bravo]

We have been standing here for over 6 hours now - is this what they call Corporal Punishment ???

 

[unionblue]

"What surrender?"

 

[Cilla]

"Corporal, I'm-I'm losing feeling in my legs..."

"You get used to it"

 

[TerryB]

"Why President Carter, I thought your people were Confederates!"

 

[ErnieMac]

Ok, I'll usher them to their seats, you park the horses. Make sure you get the plate number or it'll be a real mess when they leave.

 

[GELongstreet]

And hence they started calling us The Old Guard.

 

[DanF]

Ain't no rebels gonna get this mess tent, no sireee!

 

[John Winn]

I hope we don't have to get our gloves dirty.

 

[Gandycreek]

Uh Oh, I gotta go potty !