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[Hannah]

Can you tell everyone to stop? I think I dropped my contact lens!

 

[DanF]

"you're gonna poke your eye out with that tbing."

 

[Rio Bravo]

Union: "Your horse looks rather tired "
Confederate: "Well he's just run in the 2.30 at Brandy Station !"

 

[DanF]

UNION soldier: your mom wears combat boots! "

Confederate: what???

 

[OldGreyMare]

"Mine only brought a bag of dried out carrots -- fml."
Spoken to Union horse whose response of "Let's get this over with, I saw a bag of peppermints back at the trailer."

 

[diane]

"What do you mean, you sharpened both sides?!"

 

[E_just_E]

Got that keg on ice yet?

 

[bankerpapaw]

You talkin' to me?

 

[TerryB]

Reb: "Your shoe's untied!"
Fed: "Joke's on you, I ain't wearin' shoes."
Reb: "Well, okay, um, uh, your boots are on backwards."
Fed: "Uh, okay, so hold my sabre while I change 'em."

 

[Cilla]

You got that on eBay for HOW much?

 

[Rebel_Giratina]

"I knew it was a dumb idea to give the Confederates phallic symbols!"

 

[Stony]

Oh yea. My dad will kick your dad's arse.

 

[7th Mississippi Infantry]

I'm like . . . . sooooo embarrassed !

I can't believe these humans groomed me for this nonsense.

 

[Tumbleweed]

"Yeah, that's my kid and his name ain't Ginger!"

 

[Lost Cause]

"What were we fighting about again?"

 

[JPK Huson 1863]

"Course I know the year, 1867, what about Appomattox? Speak up man!"

 

[littledoug]

"Knock, knock"

 

[TerryB]

Reb: "You sent a boy out there to do a man's job!" (Apologies to John Wayne.)

 

[Billy Yank]

"You gonna use that thing or you gonna just keep starin' at me?

 

[Floridaman1985]

"Staring contest..., Go!"