Caption This! Week 14, 2020

[BronxYankee]

My beard will protect me from that darn virus. Social Distancing be damned!

 

[Mrs. V]

Caption This!

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photo credit: @Virginia Dave

One ofr the money..two for the show..

 

[bankerpapaw]

Are you sure this chaw of tobacco ain't a gonna make me sick?

 

[Pete Longstreet]

"Sir! We are surrounded! What do we do?" "Split in two men and charge both ways!"
"Huh??"
"Well Forrest did it and it worked"
"Yes sir, but Forrest was on a horse"

 

[Reverend Ron]

Ya'll can do what ya want, but I ain't signing no oath of allegiance after all we've been thru!

 

[TerryB]

Officer: "Only one durn cuppa coffee left int th' whole durn Confederacy!? Time to surrender, boys!"

 

[Stone in the wall]

One,two,three,four,five, Once I caught a fish alive.

 

[Viper21]

"Only Yankees put sugar in their coffee...."

 

[Pat Answer]

"Dang it. Don't look but, yeah, the captain is headed this way..."

 

[General Casey]

General Lee said if we stand six feet apart, the Yankees won't be able to hit us.

 

[JOHN42768]

General Lee said if we stand six feet apart, the Yankees won't be able to hit us.

And you say this was just before the "Charge" order was given to Gen. Pickett

 

[Old Bay]

I notice the 10th Virginia getting a lot of love in the caption contest lately. Are you a member @Virginia Dave ?

 

[Rusk County Avengers]

Act natural...act natural...or Jimmy will know we stole his hand sanitizer....

 

[7thWisconsin]

"Bootleg to the right for 10, then run a skinny post... on three. Break!"

 

[Gettysburg Guide #154]

I know they told us not to, but I'm gonna look at the camera anyway.

 

[Ole Miss]

"Alright Bill you go deep...."
Regards
David

 

[Unforgiven]

Gather up, let's go over...

Squirrel!

 

[Gandycreek]

Which one you guys has a pattern for a corona mask !

 

[Lubliner]

Heaven's Hill Tequila always had a worm.
Lubliner.

 

[Virginia Dave]

I notice the 10th Virginia getting a lot of love in the caption contest lately. Are you a member @Virginia Dave ?

I am just the mascot.