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[ami]

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photo credit: @Gettmore

 

[Study the Past]

"I love it when a plan comes together"

 

[Tennessee_Mountainman]

Whoever blows the fattest smoke is head chef.
Guy on left: "Bring it on, cigar normie." *Puts pipe in mouth*
Guy on right: "Let's see, Santa Clause hipster." *Puts cigar in mouth*

*Starts raining, depressing music tunes up*

 

[JOHN42768]

Are you sure the smoking lite was lit?

 

[MRB1863]

"And you are expecting me to stay out in this weather, how long??? Wow, what ARE you smoking?"

 

[JOHN42768]

So where is all the sunshine you keep telling me about?

 

[JOHN42768]

The boys have a pool going on when your cigar will get rained out. Give me a hint and I'll place an inside bet for you.

 

[Boonslick]

I've got better protection with Geico...

 

[1867crete]

You know smoking is bad for your health!
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Well so is getting shot at by Federals.... what's your point?

 

[dibbern]

Funny... you don't look a day over 19!

 

[Jimklag]

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That's right, Joe. Puff three times for attack, twice for retreat.

 

[SWMODave]

Look'n fer the feller that makes them seegars - can ya point me to Mr. Cuban?

 

[alan polk]

"I don't know what your smellin', old man. My grass has always been blue."

 

[Blessmag]

Poncho and the Black Knight

 

[Blessmag]

You can drop your cigar ash on the straw now that it is raining

 

[GELongstreet]

Just following orders. The order is to destroy the tobacco before the enemy can capture it.

 

[Mark Roth]

I'm sorry, but you'll have to do somethin' 'bout that beard if y'all want to stay. It is just too plain and short.

 

[AndyHall]

So who is this "Harvey" I keep hearing talk about? Is he some new Yankee general?

 

[Patrick H]

Guy on right: "I'll have a small side salad with low-cal dressing and hold the croutons."

 

[truthckr]

This seegar is great, now where did you hide the bourbon?