Caption This! #7 2021

[TerryB]

"Mom always liked you best! You get a tin cup for Christmas...I get a thimble!"

 

[OldSarge79]

I wouldn't worry too much about it, lieutenant. A lot of college boys have to change their drawers after their first action.

 

[Rebelsoul]

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Photo Credit: @Virginia Dave

Sarge Makin ya recount yer revolver caps again huh ? Wadda ya do wrong this time ?!

 

[JOHN42768]

Please walk very carefully, I just dropped my contact lens

 

[kholland]

Let me find my debit card, I told you it wasn't a good idea to use Starbucks for our coffee.

 

[Blessmag]

Like the stripped undies as well as the plaid

 

[eBrowne]

Larry, Moe and Curley fail their first scarf tying lesson.

 

[Gettysburg Guide #154]

Company aych learned that keeping their throats warm helped them hit the high notes on that Rebel Yell.

 

[lupaglupa]

Hurry up and pay - there's two fellas behind you waiting for their chance by the fire

 

[Ole Miss]

Keep it up and you will find that nubbin you mentioned
Regards
David

 

[Kyle Kalasnik]

Guy with cup "Oh man I can't wait to make Corporal!"

Guy across from him *sigh* "I just wanna make civilian."

 

[Woods-walker]

Double espresso cappuccino with extra whipped cream and a dash of cinnamon please

 

[PrivateBrooke]

"Darn, we got the dandelion coffee again..."

 

[Peter Stines]

Yew fellers oughta be ashamed o' yo'selfs. Stealin' candy from a sleepin' baby. Hey, are them some o' those lemon drops ? Quick slip me a few.

 

[Peter Stines]

Its right simple. You pay yore dues or ol' Mongo standin' behind me is gonna whomp yew with a burning chunk o' firewood

 

[JOHN42768]

Jackson is over there orating his sermon and I got stuck passing the collection cup. Ante up boys.

 

[Lubliner]

"Hi, I'm Tim Conway. Are you Harvey Korman?"

Lubliner.

 

[Claude Bauer]

"It said right on the registration form that hot coffee is $1.50 a mug, so I don't wanna hear it!

 

[TerryB]

Guy with cup: "So, Dutchie, how's married life treatin' ya?"

 

[Rebel_Giratina]

(guy with phone in hands) "OK, folks, if anyone wants to participate in the Mewtwo raid at the Confederate Monument, speak now or forever hold your peace!"