Caption This! #5 2022

[ami]

Photographic genius of @Gettmore

 

[Stone in the wall]

I never seen a dead artillery man, who's going to man that gun now?

 

[JeffFromSyracuse]

When the artillery demonstration and the skirmish demonstration get their schedules mixed up.

 

[SeaTurtle]

"Dude, quick, draw a **** on his face before he wakes up!"

 

[bayouace]

"I'll take the tobacco plug."

 

[JOHN42768]

Boy, I pity the Captain once this accident report gets up to headquarters.

 

[JOHN42768]

Well yes it is very hard to hear "Duck" over the roar of the cannon firing.

 

[Library Lady]

We didn't know it was loaded!

 

[Scott1967]

Sgt Billy Yank behind the hill.

"I cant take a dump for 2 seconds without you guys end up shooting somebody"

 

[Sheltowee]

Lone guy lying on ground-

"Hello?!? I'm still bleeding out here…. How about some love over here?"

 

[Ole Miss]

"AHA! I see the problem now! You stand behind the cannon not in front!"
Regards
David

 

[John Winn]

What happens when everybody wants to be #3.

 

[JOHN42768]

Someone call 911 quickly please

 

[bankerpapaw]

How many time have I told those guys, "Don't stand in front of the cannon!!!"

 

[Old Soldier]

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Photographic genius of @Gettmore

"Put the CHOCKS on the perishin' wheels next time you fire it uphill!"

 

[Lampasas Bill]

"Can you recognize him?"
"Hard to tell without his head. Better check his pockets for identification."

 

[Harms88]

"Who knew that protecting a man making a call of nature was so deadly?"

 

[BronxYankee]

**** we're shooting at our own men again.

 

[BronxYankee]

I know the instructions on how to fire a cannon are somewhere around here.

 

[Old Soldier]

Eeee. It's a good job there's not a war on!