Caption This! #4 2022

[Irishtom29]

You were great in Sicario.

 

[Pollaco]

"Doorman? Why lady you jest"

 

[Lubliner]

It isn't really a hat; it is my stool.

 

[ErnieMac]

C'mon out from under that hat. I know you're in there. I can see your legs sticking out.

 

[Library Lady]

"If I may offer some advice, Ma'am, you've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away and know when to run."

I'm sorry, folks, but there's something about that gent that reminded me of Kenny Rogers.

 

[Wellwords]

'Hey pretty lady! Can I show you my collection of... ribbons?'

 

[major bill]

"Is this where they are filming The Cat in the Hat?"

 

[NH Civil War Gal]

She's thinking, "All Hat and No Cattle"

 

[donna]

Sir, what a wonderful hat and vest you have. They make you look so grand and handsome.

 

[Rebelsoul]

Let's get outta here my dear, I have the missing Confederate gold under this monstrosity !

 

[Reconstructed Rebel]

Would madam be interested in buying a very fine watch for a very reasonable price?

 

[JOHN42768]

Why yes Madame, I would be more then pleased to escort you to the coltillion

 

[Dan Scharp]

These rubes probably have no idea I'm wearing last Halloween's Willy Wonka costume!

 

[HTacianas]

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"But Harold. You said if we did that you would marry me".

 

[Copperhead-mi]

"Heinz ketchup? Please, I only use Grey Poupon."

 

[Albert Sailhorst]

"Just keep smiling, my dear, and hopefully no one will think that it was I who silently cut the cheese....."

 

[Tony Z]

"Just keep smiling, my dear, and hopefully no one will think that it was I who silently cut the cheese....."

But who is saying those words?

 

[Albert Sailhorst]

But who is saying those words?

The guy....

 

[Sheltowee]

The guy....

Right. Ladies didn't "cut cheese".

They "fluttered"……

 

[Tony Z]

Right. Ladies didn't "cut cheese".

They "fluttered"……

And the guys suffer from "the vapors"…..