Caption This! #4 2022

[ScottMac]

My name is Beldar Conehead. We come from France and advise that you consume mass quantities.

 

[7th Mississippi Infantry]

I understand your concern, but there's no reason for you to worry about those three bowls of beans I ate at lunch.

 

[2nd Dragoon]

Size matters

 

[FPT]

Does this hat make my backside look big?

 

[klongstreet]

" What, another headache, stop putting needles through your head miss"

 

[hughes]

No, it is not compensation.

 

[3rd North Carolina]

No ma'am i am not a Southern Gentleman but a spy

 

[neyankee61]

"No ma'am it is just my hat but I'm happy to see you."

 

[bdtex]

"Hey baby. Let's party."

 

[Yankeedave]

Nice hat Harry.

 

[TerryB]

"Name ain't Pilgrim, ma'am."

 

[Waterloo50]

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Photo Fabulousness from @Gettmore

(Her) Wow sir, that's a lot bigger than most men's …..(Him) That's what she said.

 

[NH Civil War Gal]

Your hair is so dark! Do you use Grecian Formula?

 

[Lampasas Bill]

How the Coneheads went undetected during their 1863 visit to earth.

 

[Bonny Blue Flag]

My contribution to the picnic are those funny looking pickles. (Called jalapenos!)

--BBF

 

[SETENRail]

You really don't think I look like President Lincoln??? What if I changed my hat to a black one?

 

[eBrowne]

"My Dear Sir, please wipe off your ____ eating grin."

 

[Stone in the wall]

.... and she thinks I'm interested in the picnic basket

 

[Tony Z]

You know what they say about the taller the hat…

 

[sarladaise]

"I'm still amazed, how plain little me landed such a magnificent specimen of manhood!"