Man with letter in hand: "Boys, tis here ain't good. An electronic telecommunications yankee device has told us that we should expect 100% thunderstorms over night from 8 P.M. to 9 A.M. The rest of our brigade has taken refugee in Hood's Motel off near where Cleburne Buffet is."
Man with white beard: "Has anyone heard from the Federals?"
Man with letter: "The Massachusetts and New Jersey boys buggied outta here, they've seen nothing like it."