KansasFreestater
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- Mar 14, 2014
My mom will never live down the time in Vegas at a Jay Leno show when Jay was doing a shtick about differences between men and women, and he randomly picked out my mom in the audience, asked her what kind of car she had, and she said "white."I've adapted his 'I-only-know-two-tunes-one-is-Yankee-Doodle-and-the-other-isn't' quip to other circumstances; most notably, as a city boy, I can't recognize crops very well, which the people in the small town I lived in for a while found hilarious (as with my not knowing the word "silage" when it came up in a crossword puzzle)... so I would say that "I only know two crops. One is corn, and the other isn't."
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