I brought a cold can of coke to quench my thirst.
I brought my parasol to shade me from the heat, what did you bring Gloria!
I brought a car door so I can wind down the window if it gets too hot.
The deal was, the one who gets the coke sits down first. Remember? Now pick out your nice metal chair and aim carefully. Don't forget, oops.....I mean hoops.
That's what I love about hoop skirts. Depending on how hot or cold it is outdoors you can hide a portable heater or an a/c cooling system underneath AND NOONE WILL EVER KNOW IT!