2021 Caption This! #5

[Peter Stines]

Gomer tried for several hours to play the accordian before he realized that he didn't have one

 

[Peter Stines]

And now ladies and gentlemen for my next trick I will play "Beautiful Dreamer " on the invisible squeeze box...A 1 and a 2

 

[Peter Stines]

For my next song "FREE BIRD" on the accordian. Yeah I know I ain't got one; just use your imagination

 

[Red Raider]

They took another box of Opium about this big, but they didn't find the bottle I had under the chair.

 

[Mike Serpa]

He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood. He's the one that makes you feel alright!!!

Motley Crue!

 

[Mike Serpa]

"General, her baby was this much under the height limit. So, I didn't sell her any opium."

 

[Carol]

I use it to control the pain and swelling of my feet. These long days of reenactments make my feet get this big. I tell you no lie.

 

[Blockaderunner]

Now using just the power of my mind, I will make the table rise.

 

[BronxYankee]

Ah man this opium is primo stuff.

 

[Stone in the wall]

Opium: "TESTED IN THE FIELD"

 

[Stone in the wall]

"I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question."
Yogi Berra

 

[klongstreet]

" I'm telling yer, the pink elephant was that close"

 

[111thNYSV]

So I was this close to the Angle when the darn buglers called retreat....

 

[7th Mississippi Infantry]

" When I was a cadet at West Point I once saw a . . . . "

 

[lupaglupa]

I started with this many poppies...

 

[Mrs. V]

Kid you not, that Poppy Flower was this big! How did you think I filled this crate?

 

[Peter Stines]

Well it's all kinda fuzzy. I heard somebody shout OPIUM and thats all I can remember for a spell

 

[Peter Stines]

Well we all saw the Emerald City and then somebody shouted "Let's run". Then things get fuzzy after that. Next thing I know I wake up and it's snowing on us

 

[Waterloo50]

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photo credit: @Kurt G

I got a bad case of the munchies, get me a burrito this big.

 

[Waterloo50]

Been like that all day, reckons he's Just giving his unicorn a hug.