Davis Was Jefferson Davis Poisoned!

[matthew mckeon]

Not in the ORs, must be UFOs

Can we trust the ORs? Or anyone?

 

[Jimklag]

Can we trust the ORs? Or anyone?

Call Scully and Mulder.

 

[amweiner]

Was HYDRA ruled out?

 

[JerseyBart]

Um guys...I appreciate you covering for me. But ah...I think after 151 years, I'm ready to confess. I did it.

 

[AndyHall]

Meanwhile, why the criticism of Miles?

Just on general principle. ️

 

[matthew mckeon]

You're missing the obvious.

Davis made a lot of enemies. Davis frequently complained of headaches, pain in one of his eyes, and other illnesses. Isn't it obvious that he was the victim of a voodoo conjuror? And which of Davis's enemies had access to voodoo conjurors? None other than P. G. T. Beauregard, the Creole general from New Orleans.

Its staring us right in the face.

 

[diane]

Um guys...I appreciate you covering for me. But ah...I think after 151 years, I'm ready to confess. I did it.

Ah-ha! YOU put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp, too, I suspect...

 

[JerseyBart]

Ah-ha! YOU put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp, too, I suspect...

I also put peanut butter in your chocolate and shot the sheriff, but I...did...NOT...shoot...the deputy.

 

[Rebforever]

Durn incompetent Yankees, he lived to be over 81.

That's what I say. Even poison couldn't kill him.

 

[Jimklag]

Um guys...I appreciate you covering for me. But ah...I think after 151 years, I'm ready to confess. I did it.

Well now. Have we found the true Jack the Ripper, Zodiac, Black Dahlia, who really shot JR, the guy who knows the real ending to The Sopranos, the guy who knows where Jimmy Hoffa is, who has seen Bigfoot and Nessie?

 

[JerseyBart]

I'll talk, but I expect full immunity.

 

[Jimklag]

Well now. Have we found the true Jack the Ripper, Zodiac, Black Dahlia, who really shot JR, the guy who knows the real ending to The Sopranos, the guy who knows where Jimmy Hoffa is, who has seen Bigfoot and Nessie?

We need the bong-bong from Law & Order.

 

[matthew mckeon]

That's what I say. Even poison couldn't kill him.

Like Rasputin. And come to think of it, there is a strong resemblance. It would be irresponsible not to speculate about the former president of the confederacy's links with the Russian mystic and perv.

 

[Jimklag]

I'll talk, but I expect full immunity.

 

[jgoodguy]

That's what I say. Even poison couldn't kill him.

Hmmm did anyone ever see his reflection in a mirror?

 

[amweiner]

Well now. Have we found the true Jack the Ripper, Zodiac, Black Dahlia, who really shot JR, the guy who knows the real ending to The Sopranos, the guy who knows where Jimmy Hoffa is, who has seen Bigfoot and Nessie?

If we're solving all the mysteries, I'd like to throw in a few for which I want answers:

Who really did let the dogs out?

How many licks does it really take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Mr. Owl was lying...

When exactly is Hammer Time?

 

[unionblue]

That's what I say. Even poison couldn't kill him.

When one conspiracy door closes, another is carved from pure granite.

 

[unionblue]

Hmmm did anyone ever see his reflection in a mirror?

AH HA!

 

[JerseyBart]

So, can we close this now?

In casual moderator blue.

 

[Jimklag]

So, can we close this now?

In casual moderator blue.

Yep. We pretty much beat this one to death.