Red Harvest,
In my time as moderator I am constantly reading posts that insult or belittle other posters. It's a bore. Maybe it's my personality, but I honestly don't know what people get out of "extreme snark" or telling someone they're in the "tinfoil" brigade, or they don't know how to read. The posters who insist anyone who disagrees with them is "biased." The sarcasm and rudeness, the pointless, yet reflexive hostility. These are events that happened 150 years ago. Above you refer to "your scenario." Dude, I wasn't part of the Lincoln Douglas debates, its not my scenario.
As far as you promising to unload the sarcasm on anyone who doesn't live up to your expectation of "cogent" argument. Why? Does it make your feel better? I've been wrong about a lot of things about the Civil War. I'm not lying or wearing a tinfoil hat. Maybe I'm recalling something wrong, or maybe the interpretation of the events has evolved. Correct me. Dude, really I don't care. I'd rather not be wrong about something in"public" but I won't melt.
There are many occasions I haven't been as polite as I could be. I find fools and liars hard to take. But if I want sarcasm, insults, jabs, mocking, in perference to understanding and learning, I always have my family.