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I've mentioned elsewhere about my admiration for John Newland Maffitt (e.g., http://civilwartalk.com/threads/my-favorite-confederates.78165/ ), tempered only by the known fact he was a slave-owner... He's one of those larger-than-life types that simply explodes off the page of whatever book he pops up in. I'm reading Norman C. Delaney's John McIntosh Kell of the Raider Alabama (University of Alabama Press, 1973), and on pages 102-103, I find:

One afternoon when the nurses had [Kell's] children on the Avenue, a stranger, a lieutenant, walked by. Seeing Munroe, he asked: "Girl, whose child is this?" and exclaimed, "The Devil!" on learning he was Kell's. He asked the same question of the nurse holding the baby, after which he exploded with, "The devil! Hell! Kell is raising a navy for himself; here's the Commodore, and here's the first lieutenant!" When Blanche [Kell's wife] later heard of her nurses' encounter, she told her husband and asked what ship had arrived. Laughing heartily, he replied, "That's John Maffitt and the Crusader. Tomorrow dress yourself in your prettiest morning dress for he will call on you about 11 o'clock. Maffitt loves ladies and children, and I know he will want to see my wife." The next morning, while hurrying to answer the door, Blanche tore her dress, but nevertheless, greeted Maffitt, telling him of her distress over the accident. He replied, "Oh, Madam, you're lovelier in a torn dress than most people are in a whole one." When Blanche commented that he must have kissed the blarney stone, Maffitt admitted that his parents were Irish, but that he was a "son of the ocean--born at sea." Blanche then told him she had heard that he had condemned her boys to a navy life, of which she heartily disapproved. Learning that she meant to persuade Kell to leave the service, Maffitt exclaimed in mock horror: "Why, your husband is the Apollo of the Navy! Would you deprive us of him? How cruel!"
It's tough not to crack a smile when Maffitt comes swaggering into the tale.

