Cold Mountain: botched Eastwood western
Cold Mountain is actually a remake of the awesome Clint Eastwood movie, Outlaw Josey Wales. Like CM, Clint is a returning war vet. Like Jude Law, he kills people by the dozen, like Jude Law he runs across quaint country folk, and falls in love with a beautiful blonde.
Clint kills and kills in this picture. He's supposed to be a bushwhacker with Bloody Bill Anderson, he' armed with ten or fifteen pistols, and he's constantly shooting Jayhawkers, bounty hunters, stray fur traders, grubby smugglers and a couple of dirt farmers. My brother and I once counted how many, and I lost count at 19. At one point, someone suggests they bury some of his latest victims. Clint sneers "buzzards gotta to eat, same as worms." Who is he kidding? He'd have to wait for the invention of a backhoe
to bury the mounds of corpses in this classic flick.
Like Jude Law, he has a final showdown with the bad guys and shoots a bunch. Unlike Law, Clint knows to shoot ALL the BAD GUYS!