Sorry Sir you are at the Nathanael Greene Homestead (according to parking sign behind him), wrong war. Having time traveling car troubles again are we.
So well, I was comin back from the mess, when I spied this shiny thing on the ground. I picked it up and BAM! Here I am standing next to this here contraption.
"I told you sir that the Rebels are less than a day's march away. So, with your permission sir, I say let's move our company out now. Those southern boys would rather ride a horse anyway. It'll still be here after the battle."