Caption This! Week 37

[Pollaco]

"We really shouldn't be seen together".

 

[bankerpapaw]

"Madam. I must hurry along. Mary is on her way!!!"

 

[ikesdad]

Wanna buy a watch, Slim ?

 

[ami]

No Abe! I have enough of my laundry to wash, ask someone else

 

[Ole Miss]

Why of course I will respect you in the morning!
Regards
David

 

[FarawayFriend]

Since I've grown a beard, this here happens all the time...

 

[FarawayFriend]

Okay, I'm no Rhett Butler - but being POTUS also has its rewards....

 

[Waterloo50]

And this is why I remain tea total.

 

[Boonslick]

Now be honest Abe-have you ever kissed lips sweeter than these?

 

[Mrs. V]

Madame. I do believe you need to lighten your petticoats!

 

[treebie2000]

Taller than your hat you say!!!
Oh Abe...

 

[UCVRelics]

You mean I have to give up my housekeeper.

 

[BronxYankee]

Abe: Boy what fun on a Sunday. I get to where heavy clothing in the hot sun when I could be in shorts and a tee shirt watching football with Grant and Sherman at Buffalo Wild Wings.

 

[111thNYSV]

"You must have the weekends messed up, next weekend I am portraying Bill Clinton"

 

[TerryB]

"Fourscore and...um...four...ah..let's see...Madam, would you mind shifting your...um...considerable bulwarks to the left a bit?"

 

[TerryB]

"I'm not one to kiss and tell, Mr. President!"
"Good! If you do manage to kiss me, I'll never tell a soul, believe me!"

 

[Lubliner]

"I said Lemonade!"
Lubliner.

 

[wbull1]

Now, behave yourself. I believe the contraption the person on my right is holding is some sort of camera.

 

[Wallyfish]

Mary Todd asks Abe on why people call politicians two faced.
Abe responds, If I was two faced, why would I chose this one?

 

[Dead Parrott]

Um...not here. Meet me at the Gettysburg address...