Caption This! #9 2022

[ami]

 

[Mike Serpa]

Malchus, what was the name of the man who cut off your right ear?

 

[bayouace]

"Try my canteen. You'll like it."

 

[Cornpone and Molasses]

Anyway Forest like I was sayin', hardtack is the food of all foods. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, hardtack-kabobs, hardtack creole, hardtack gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple hardtack, lemon hardtack, coconut hardtack, pepper hardtack, hardtack soup, hardtack stew, hardtack salad, hardtack and potatoes, hardtack burger, hardtack sandwich. That- that's about it.

 

[7th Mississippi Infantry]

" Calm down ! There's no way we'll get busted.
Dad has about forty-eight more in his hidden ice-chest ... he'll never miss em' '".

 

[96PaCoK]

Try some of this. It will even cure hardtack tummy I tell ya.

 

[Bonny Blue Flag]

"Dude! This is a reenactment, not the real thing! Drink some water and calm down!"

-BBF

 

[Blessmag]

Molotov cocktail, 1860's edition

 

[Sheltowee]

I tell ya Jedediah, best swap with them pickets I ever made. Half a bar of lye soap, a plug of tobacco, two old newspapers, and a mustache comb- all for this nifty leather belt and half a bottle of sarsaparilla!

 

[Library Lady]

"I wanted to see the world, but guess maybe I should have joined the Navy. Why'd you join up?"

 

[PrivateBrooke]

"Will you please shut up?! Can we have one weekend where we escape the 21st century?! I don't care about the baseballhockeysoccerballfootNASCAR!"

 

[Pat Answer]

" Calm down ! There's no way we'll get busted.
Dad has about forty-eight more in his hidden ice-chest ... he'll never miss em' '".

"Besides, this time I grabbed his belt. He can't take it to us if he can't find it!…"

(Like there are no switches around… foolish children…)

 

[PapaReb]

We can start with the beer but there's shine in the canteen!

 

[JOHN42768]

Your just ticked because I got the last pair of red gloves

 

[Pete Longstreet]

"Hold my beer!"

 

[JOHN42768]

Join up they said, you will be issued a firearm they said. All we have done for weeks is to keep filling everybodies canteens

 

[eBrowne]

Come on, Billy. It's put "Your right foot in, then your right foot out, and shake it all about. That's what the Hokey Pokey is all about."

 

[LoyaltyOfDogs]

"Besides, this time I grabbed his belt. He can't take it to us if he can't find it!…"

(Like there are no switches around… foolish children…)

Ah, yes, switches, as in "Go cut me a switch," one of those "...Other Expressions Our Kids Don't Understand."

 

[Ole Miss]

"Are you serious? There's a Hooter's in town?!!!!!"
Regards
David

 

[Mike Serpa]

Malchus, what was the name of the man who cut off your right ear?

Did anyone get the Malchus and ear connection?