Caption This! 9-15 - 9-21-17

[ami]

Caption This!

photo credit: @Gettmore

 

[SWMODave]

Oh yeah - your momma's so old she left her purse on the Titanic!

 

[Package4]

"If your haversack was any lower, it'd be shoes!"

 

[nitrofd]

Caption This!

View attachment 157880

photo credit: @Gettmore

I thought you said we had front row seats.

 

[GS]

"Now where did I leave my drum sticks?"

 

[Schwallanscher]

next time dad asks i'll chose doing my homework

 

[amweiner]

The face you make when you suddenly realize you're sweating like a donkey instead of hanging out at the mall like a normal teenager.

 

[captaindrew]

This is a tough audience, I'm taking my drum and going home!

 

[Jimklag]

Caption This!

View attachment 157880

photo credit: @Gettmore

It's gonna be hard to play that drum hung like that.

 

[alan polk]

Kid on far right:

Keep ignoring me a little longer so I can grab me a handful of Skittles out your knapsack...

 

[shermans_march]

I swear I didn't pee in his canteen.

 

[truthckr]

When they said marching drumline I thought we'd be doing football games.

 

[DixieRifles]

"Frank, I don't think "The Downfall of Paris" was played during the civil war."

 

[Study the Past]

"They tell me we're playing Free Bird, next..."

 

[bdtex]

"Are you getting a signal?"

 

[1stMN]

- They asked me "are you over 18?" when I signed up. I said yes.

- But you aren't over 18.

- I had a piece of paper in my shoe with the number 18 written on it...so TECHNICALLY I was that morning!

 

[Mike Serpa]

- They asked me "are you over 18?" when I signed up. I said yes.

- But you aren't over 18.

- I had a piece of paper in my shoe with the number 18 written on it...so TECHNICALLY I was that morning!

That's is so bad but I'll give you thumbs up because I will steal this bad joke and use it!

 

[Karen Lips]

I can't believe I let you talk me into doing this!

 

[FarawayFriend]

Guy with drum on his back:
"Don't even think of peeing into the drum!"

 

[Waterloo50]

So you've read the part where it says
'The settling sun, which glanced athwart the place In slanting lines, like amber-tinted rain, Fell sidewise on the drummer's upturned face, Where death had left his gory finger's trace In one bright crimson stain.'

That my dear friend is why I decided we should stand at the back.