"Hay I noe wut ill due. Ill point dis here musket at dat der camera lady, den pull dis here trigger, and smile at da same tam! BAAAA! "
Guy behind him- "Hey sport, the reenactment ended about 15 minutes ago. I think your pards are waiting for you back in your camp."
Person in distance- *I'm just going to make a 180 degree turn, casually walk away, and pretend that he is not in my company*