"Bugler" My job is just as important as yours. "The others" It's stupid!
"Bugler" Why is it stupid?
"The others" You're here with us, right?
"Bugler" Of course
"The others" When the Yanks finally show up. We want to see you shoot one with that thing.
"Bugle Boy" Oh, I see your point
Bugler:
"See, this is my first reenactment and I have said 100 times already that I'm sorry we're late just because I mixed up "Reveille" and "Taps"" Don't you think it's time that you look at me again at least?"
Bugler to front row troops: " Ah suggest yew wipe dose smiles off yer faces, or da kernel is nevea gonna allow yew to go to town agin for him on errands! And where's da kernel's whiskey yew tow were 'posed ta pick up fer him?"
Bugler to Middle Man: "If I hear you say 'You ain't jest whistlin' Dixie' one more time, I'm gonna pop a cap...no, wait a minute, I'm gonna...I'm gonna...why, I oughta!"
"Laugh all you want guys, but the Yankees won't be laughing when they learn that my bugle is actually the one the iron duke used to call up the prussians at waterloo."