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[ami]

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[UCVRelics]

What do you mean I can't shoot 50 cal "Sir"

 

[7th Mississippi Infantry]

Well young man . . . let me tell ya how we did it back in my day.

 

[hughes]

Let me tell you about that flag, son.

 

[Albert Sailhorst]

Corporal: "OK, guess which hand I'm holding a penny in".....

 

[Albert Sailhorst]

Officer: "Where did you hide those farby metal ammo cans?"

 

[alan polk]

"George, hand it over!"
"But I don't have anything..."
"Geeoorge! It's behind your back..."
"But it's just one candy bar.
Please... I'll throw the wrapper away and pretend to chew on a plug of tobacco! Please...please?"

 

[1867crete]

Lieutenant....... sir.... Lieutenant!!! whats amatter? Sir please look at me!! Oh..... wait.... I was suppose to hide those ammo cans wasn't I!? Let me guess they are right behind me....

 

[Mrs. V]

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Well boy. Your uniform is regulation, but you smell too **** good! Who are you spying fer?

 

[Blessmag]

robin egg blue lantern, new flag, where did you say you've been?

 

[connecticut yankee]

"As your General I have made my decision-----We'll have Bingo Friday AND Saturday nights!"

 

[Gandycreek]

Listen kid, you gotta hide those ammo cans and that white cooler better next time !

 

[John S. Carter]

Corporal to General; Yes Sir ,that was great strategy which you gave to General Pope on how to fight Jackson !(I will kiss any thing to get leave !)

 

[William G Hendry]

Hmmm let me see, NO

 

[Albert Sailhorst]

Corporal: "Even if you take these handcuffs off of me, I still won't kiss you."

 

[bdtex]

Officer: "Do they deliver?"

 

[2/241]

I hope my death will be quick and clean, the idea to see this uniform untidy makes me wanna die

 

[DixieRifles]

"No Corporal, we dont have anything like a 20 mm Bofors gun in our Division.
Say, how did you get here?"

 

[nitrofd]

You should try the Duluth brand underwear,No Stink.

 

[Rio Bravo]

Are you sure that it was General Custer who picked up your hat ?