Caption This! #11 - 2022

[ami]

by @Gettmore

 

[HoosierBanks]

"Look at that subtle off-white coloring - the tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god, it even has a watermark..."

 

[MRB1863]

"The internet said this is the right end."

 

[JOHN42768]

So son, the widget goes here behind the do-hicky. Next you wind the what-a-ma call-it. Be careful not to over wind as you might break the coiled metal thingy. Once you have all that memorized you are considered a qualified gunsmith.

 

[JOHN42768]

These marks here indicate it was considered a multi tool for hammering nails also

 

[TucsonReb]

Careful there! Don't touch that trigger thingy!

 

[eBrowne]

Son, this pistol appears to be a model "1861 Castrator."

 

[ColonelKlink1942]

"This end's for hitting things."

 

[Elliot Crumblemuffin]

"I won't say anything if you don't"

 

[bankerpapaw]

Sir, I believe I'd turn that gun around if you ever want to have children."

 

[111thNYSV]

"I keep trying to put the magazine right in here but it doesn't fit"

 

[Library Lady]

"Got this from a gent name of Turtledove. He said you put a thing called a 'clip' in here and you can fight all day without reloading. What will they think of next?"

 

[Waterloo50]

Try as he may, Corporal Jones couldn't be convinced that civil war era weapons were stamped with (Made in Taiwan)

 

[Tanglewood]

"And this end is fer when you've done fired all yer bullets."

 

[Pollaco]

"Loaded or unloaded it makes no difference.You know there's no such thing as an accident."

 

[Elliot Crumblemuffin]

"This is my pistol, this is my gun! This is for shooting, the other, for fun."

 

[lupaglupa]

Most important - never point at something you don't want to lose

 

[7th Mississippi Infantry]

Not to worry, the handle of my colt is great for removing a splinter from one's finger.

Corporal ... trust me ... if something goes wrong, this will hurt me more than it will hurt you.

 

[connecticut yankee]

"Here's the butt end I'll use to whack out your bad tooth."

 

[A. Roy]

Never, never do this.