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[Blockaderunner]

Sorry son, I know you want to be a reenactor, but you're still fifty years too young.

 

[alan polk]

Alright, boy.... there she comes.

Now, put on your pitiful face and remember your lines:

..... you're a poor orphan and I took you on to raise by myself. And when you see her lookin' good and sorry for us, you raise the flap on your knapsack sack there and give her a peek of that little puppy dog you got hidden... If all goes well, we'll have you a new mom before the son goes down!

 

[War Horse]

Ok Opie, when we get to my tent, you change out of those garbs and walk out of here like the child you are. I, can't take you prisoner. It would be bad for me and worse for you. You, run along now, ok!

 

[JerseyBart]

Son, when I go, this tradition is yours to continue. I love you.

 

[shermans_march]

Son, when I go, this tradition is yours to continue. I love you.

Those onions man.

 

[TinCan]

Gee Dad, none of them ladies looked like Mom!

 

[PeterT]

"Well it was your mother who said your older brothers jacket would fit you ... not me"

 

[gentlemanrob]

"Son go home and get your education when this war is over that way you can support your family"

 

[SWMODave]

To the tune of 'Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner'

Oh I wish I were a Civil War soldier
That is what I truly wish to be
Cause if I were a Civil War soldier
All the girls would want to kiss on me

Ahh who am I kidding
Weekends with divorced dads suck!

 

[Blessmag]

Gee, nobody tips the delivery boy

 

[WJC]

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"Don't make me tell your Mother I caught you skinny-dippin' with the camp followers....'

 

[Seduzal]

Can we go home now! Mom just texted me Suppers' ready.

 

[LtRusell]

"I found that piece of paper with 18 written on it in your brogans. You're gonna have to give that bounty back."

 

[57th Indiana Infantry]

"Son, courage is the mastery of fear--not the absence of fear, you will only learn in a fight how much you've got to learn."

 

[photoman475]

"Son, are you convinced now that you are not yet old enough to see the things you just saw? I'll tell you more when you are older. And don't tell your mother about what you just saw!"

 

[LtRusell]

Those onions man.

!!!

 

[MRB1863]

"Well, at least they stopped calling you big-ears when they started teasing you about your purse!"

 

[GS]

"Chin up, son... what did you expect to find here on the front lines? A game board with chess pieces? I know you crackers are a tough lot, but war is a bloody place to cut wisdom teeth."

 

[Gandycreek]

Dad, do you think I'll ever grow into this coat ?