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[kevikens]

She used to be my gal. But give a guy a couple stripes and it's all over now.

 

[JAGwinn]

Why, dear, you shouldn't worry your pretty little head 'bout how many guns and how many cavalry and....and...2,000 rifles and 150 a'horse.

 

[ScottMac]

"My late husband was only a Private. So do tell, how much more do they pay Corporals ?"

 

[nitrofd]

Wow,he is a big chaperone.

 

[Pollaco]

Conjugal? What's that?

 

[JOHN42768]

OK then, you keep him occupied and I'll swipe his truck. Meet me at the crossroads and we can elope

 

[TerryB]

Lady: "I spiked the coffee with Old Crow. When these guards fall asleep, I'll smuggle you out of here in my van, which for some reason, hasn't attracted their attention."

 

[USS ALASKA]

"If you like Piña Coladas..."

Cheers,
USS ALASKA

 

[ikesdad]

And you say that your daddy is a bank president ?

 

[2/241]

Well Gabriel, I may look like protectin the innocent couple, but if he even looks indescent - SHOOT HIM

 

[byron ed]

"I declare, you blue boys are jes' so adorable ...why we could just eat you up! (...and by this time tomorrow we will have)"

 

[Waterloo50]

Confederates you say, waiting for us down by the South Fork of St Mary's River! my dear I think you've Spent to much time in the sun, now let's talk yarn...

 

[ScottMac]

"It's called a whoopee cushion, and when you sit on it you will certainly get everyone's attention."

 

[War Horse]

Are you a Chevy or Ford man?

 

[JerseyBart]

Guy with Musket: (mumbling under his breath) 3rd wheel...where do they get off calling me the 3rd wheel???

 

[Northern Light]

Why, Miss Grace, I am flattered by your sweet comments, speak on my darling!

 

[Tennessee_Mountainman]

Me love you long time

 

[John S. Carter]

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The term for a person who looks where he should not is a "Peeping Tom" ,so what is the term for one who listens to people who have private confessions ,a "Listening Jack"?

 

[Northern Light]

The term for a person who looks where he should not is a "Peeping Tom" ,so what is the term for one who listens to people who have private confessions ,a "Listening Jack"?

No, Ernie Earful!

 

[John S. Carter]

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Man garbing the rifle; "They said that Porter Johns would be be provided !