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[millerpsc]

Steve: "Thar ain't no cover on this here field....reckon I'll just hide behind this fellar in the glasses!"

Lt. Dane II : "Teddy Roosevelt, Steve's hiding behind you again."

Teddy Roosevelt: "Ah sh*t now I have to get down and dirty my pants"

 

[millerpsc]

Captain (out of view): "*Fire at will!"

Glasses: "which one's Will!"

Corporal: "Shut up, smart***!"

 

[millerpsc]

Maybe this is why he isn't shooting?

 

[JOHN42768]

Your lucky Col. Berden isn't around to see this display.

 

[1stMN]

"Can you see what he is shooting at? Me either."

 

[12th Missouri Yankee]

What do you mean you forgot to lock the front door, I told you to check before we left the cabin....

 

[Bee]

"This time, try without the glasses -- you might get lucky and hit something"

 

[War Horse]

What are they shooting at? Not sure, I think it's squirrels.

 

[War Horse]

At least act like you give a sh** it ain't good for the boys I tell ya.

 

[12th Missouri Yankee]

Told you we was supposed to be using blanks. That Yankee fella looks like he needs a medic.

 

[1stMN]

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this...whoops."

 

[Poor Private]

My wife told if I get grass stains on the knees of these pants I have to warsh em myself.

 

[Poor Private]

I am almost out of ammo, can I borry a few?

 

[JOHN42768]

I'm pretty sure we are not suppose to be shooting at that white flag

 

[Greg Taylor]

Doggone it. That soldier should be shooting, not picking green corn out of his teeth!

 

[Poor Private]

I am tired of shooting the same Yankees all the time. Lets go across the street to the WWI reenactment and shoot at the Germans, or the French

 

[7th Mississippi Infantry]

" You mean to tell me if we'd taken the second exit off I-20 . . . we'd passed right by that new Waffle House ? "

 

[Rebel_Giratina]

"Do I look good in these here shirt-sleeves, Corporal?"

"Just fine, Private. Now git in that there firin' line and start shootin'."