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Butler the Beast
(a song parody to the tune: Turkey In The Straw)
1.
He's the surliest general to come from the east,
We quickly named him "Butler the Beast".
He came and conquered thought he was a king
so we had to fight back by doing our thing.
Butler the Beast - from the northeast,
came to our town tried to turn it around,
Must fight back - must make haste.
Any suggestions - "My Goodness human waste"?
2.
He made lots of rules to deny us basic rights,
ruled like a tyrant - his anger was a sight!
The men he subdued, but the women he incites -
make them behave or we won't treat them right.
Butler the Beast - from the northeast.
"Building his career" - the ladies would sneer.
Ladies seeing "red", "Fight back" they said -
so they dumped a chamber pot on Farragut's head!!
3.
This action of his went on for a while
Neither side was happy for it all was a trial.
The time for Butler leaving was coming rather quick -
The lesson learned here: "Don't mess with Southern Chicks".
Butler the Beast - from the northeast.
You earned your nickname - you got your fame.
Head out - you lout - get out today.
Now go on and live with it - hit the highway.
4.
The folks of New Orleans gladly said adieu
in the year of the Lord - Eighteen ___.
there were smiles on the faces of the many women
when he left that morning right at _______.
Butler the Beast - from the northeast.
Our hate is deep, your leaving is sweet,
We'd like to forget - but we'll always remember,
when we said goodbye on the __ th of _____________.
Fill In The (4) Blanks in Verse 4
credit: @DBF
(a song parody to the tune: Turkey In The Straw)
1.
He's the surliest general to come from the east,
We quickly named him "Butler the Beast".
He came and conquered thought he was a king
so we had to fight back by doing our thing.
Butler the Beast - from the northeast,
came to our town tried to turn it around,
Must fight back - must make haste.
Any suggestions - "My Goodness human waste"?
2.
He made lots of rules to deny us basic rights,
ruled like a tyrant - his anger was a sight!
The men he subdued, but the women he incites -
make them behave or we won't treat them right.
Butler the Beast - from the northeast.
"Building his career" - the ladies would sneer.
Ladies seeing "red", "Fight back" they said -
so they dumped a chamber pot on Farragut's head!!
3.
This action of his went on for a while
Neither side was happy for it all was a trial.
The time for Butler leaving was coming rather quick -
The lesson learned here: "Don't mess with Southern Chicks".
Butler the Beast - from the northeast.
You earned your nickname - you got your fame.
Head out - you lout - get out today.
Now go on and live with it - hit the highway.
4.
The folks of New Orleans gladly said adieu
in the year of the Lord - Eighteen ___.
there were smiles on the faces of the many women
when he left that morning right at _______.
Butler the Beast - from the northeast.
Our hate is deep, your leaving is sweet,
We'd like to forget - but we'll always remember,
when we said goodbye on the __ th of _____________.
Fill In The (4) Blanks in Verse 4
credit: @DBF