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- Jan 6, 2013
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- Buford, Georgia
Daily Intelligencer, Sep. 24, 1863 -- page 1 Atlanta Paper
LADIES VS. GENTLEMEN
Three things a lady cannot do.
1. She cannot pass a millinery shop without stopping.
2. She cannot see a pece of lace without asking the price of it.
3. She cannot see a baby without kissing it.
A lady of our acquaintance turns the tables on the gentlemen as follows.
1. He cannot go through the house and shut the door after him.
2. He cannot have a shirt made to suit him.
3. He can never be satisfied with the ladies fashion.
4. He is a poor stick any way, without a good wife.
LADIES VS. GENTLEMEN
Three things a lady cannot do.
1. She cannot pass a millinery shop without stopping.
2. She cannot see a pece of lace without asking the price of it.
3. She cannot see a baby without kissing it.
A lady of our acquaintance turns the tables on the gentlemen as follows.
1. He cannot go through the house and shut the door after him.
2. He cannot have a shirt made to suit him.
3. He can never be satisfied with the ladies fashion.
4. He is a poor stick any way, without a good wife.